Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Why Disney SUCKS !!!!


Ever since i was a kid , i have been watching Disney movies which always showed us an animated world ,full of dashing heroes......, beautiful princesses.... and lovable sidekicks. In that world Everyone prances around joyfully and carefree and spontaneously burst's into songs and dances every once in a while just to have fun.

If you're a good person, a happy ending complete with riches and true love is pretty much guaranteed. Death is apparently uncommon, at least on screen. Evil doers will get whats coming to them and everything always works out in the end.

Life will be good Right ?? , but there is a Flip Side to this .....what if you get a choice to live in that world... ? would you ?? i wont...that's for sure.

Why It Would Suck ??

In the Disney universe animals talk, which at first looks like good fun. When you're feeling lonely or rejected by your fellow humans, you can always find an animal sidekick to provide conversation, keep you company or at least entertain you with their funny antics. Crickets give you goal-setting advice and adorable fish become your best friends. And even animals that apparently can't talk can still help you out with household tasks, like the birds that help make a dress in Cinderella.

Which makes it all the harder when it comes time to eat them.

Yes, with every animal around you potentially being a fully conscious, thinking being, any animal product or service used by humans would involve murder, harassment or in the very least slave labor.

Want to enjoy some seafood? Then you'd better be OK with listening to Sebastian, the crab from The Little Mermaid, crying in his suffocated English while going all the way down your throat. Merely milking a cow will count as sexual harassment.

So you are member of PETA , and also a Vegan ??? hmmmm.. that wont help either, because in this universe, inanimate objects can also be enchanted humans in disguise. Want to throw a cup at your prince after he comes home from another long night of "saving princesses," the stink of "magic potion" wafting from his crotch? Now you've shattered Ms. Teapot's son, you killer. Oh well, maybe he'll make you feel better by building a romantic fire with that old Talking tree he just cut.....

Everything you use to live, work, create a comfortable life and sustain yourself likely talks, wisecracks, gives out 'sage wisdom' and most certainly will scream their asses off when you take a hatchet to them. That mosquito you just swatted had hopes and dreams. The flower you just picked for your princess just found out it was accepted to Harvard, YOU KILLED IT !!!!
You BASTARD!!!!
Created By Sora Templates