Wednesday, August 4, 2010

SOUL CURRY


SOUL CURRY


I grew up in Lucknow. It’s the capital of Uttar Pradesh and is well on its way to become the next metropolitan (but that’s another story). You know here in the big city ie; Mumbai , I was quite not comfortable telling this to people for a while , when ever I used to tell them “ I am from Lucknow” I would get more or less the same reply from the list of these common replies or I may say Exclamations…



1. OH Lucknow Gaon (Village) Se ho…. (Its has everything a metro should has , you asshole!!! :x )

2. Oh to behen ji ke Rajya se ho… ( I didn’t vote for her :X )

3. OH lucknow Ke Nawab !!! ( Yaa Asshole ,my pot belly , and womanizing tendencies might have prompted that too you !!! :x)

4. Crime to bahut hai na waha pe… (Yaa, FYI , Babies are born with a gun in their hand in Lucknow !!!! )



At first I was upset with such reactions, but with time I learned to live with them, now I just go along with people…….



Me – “Yaa, life was really tough in Lucknow; It was nothing but a barren wasteland with concrete parks and Mayawati statues all around… Every morning my mom would send my dad to work at the mines with a just a lunch box full of kebabs and paratha , and some whisky to go with , on his way to work he used to drop me at the “Criminal school” , you could clearly see that I wasn’t that good at school , or I would have mugged you ,right here right now. Anyway, as I was saying there are no roads, no parking lots, the infrastructure sucks , you know we had to park our Merc’s and Bentley’s in on the road whenever we went to Mc’donalds for a Happy meal.”



Generally by the time I am finished the other fellow has registered in the back of his mind NOT to ask this question again.


See now I have taken a stand for my city and myself, it was not like this always, I think those self help books are finally starting to make a difference.


Yes I read them, YOU CAN WIN, CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL etcetera etcetera , the list is endless , each of these books tells you to be happy , to reinforce positive thinking, no matter how bad things go , they tell you to look at it in a positive way like…..



Positive me – “Hey everybody (looking out of the window) , well I guess we are gonna have ourselves a nuclear holocaust :D , OH HEY EVERYBODY COME UP TO THE WINDOW !!!! :D ……………. Look at that Mushroom Cloud….. :D , ………..aint that beautiful…..and and … the amazing thing to me is that…… something so magnificent…….so colorful ……… could just………..,………………Melt your Face right off !!!!” :D :D :D



See that’s Positive Energy , you Gotta look death right in the Face ……..thats what the positive me would do…..



Positive Me - “Oh Hiii Mr. Death , You look like you can Use Some Soup……”:D :D



I wanna be like that man , Imagine If you could actually be that Happy, that would be Powerful , People would be tunneling under the street to AVOID YOU ……



Man 1 – “Go…. GO…away man , Is the Happy Guy still Out there….???” 


Man 2 - (On ph.)… HONEY, LOOKS LIKE I AM GONNA BE LATE AGAIN ,…… NAHHH…. IT’S THE HAPPY GUY, HE IS RIGHT BESIDE THE CAR,I CANT GET NEAR IT !!!!



Well if I wanted to be this happy, I just have to forget about all my problems. And the only time I forget all my problems, is when I am right in the middle of an Orgasm…. So I try to have them as often as I can …. I am having one right now…. You see this is my only escape, Sure I can go on a vacation, but I will still be thinking what I am gonna do when I come home, see for me … an Orgasm is like…………. “a MINI VACATION….” , but its better because you cant think about anything while you are having one… for 30 seconds you are free….

Hmmm , talk about problems , everyone has them , big ,small, fat , short , all types.. dry , messy … u know , but whatever kind , a problem is problem ….
Me ??? I worry about the weirdest and stupidest things…. Like for example “what if you found out that YOUR MOM AND DAD went to Hell??”. You will be running all around thinking ….

“THEY TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW…OH MY GOD I EVEN LOOK LIKE THEM!!!!!”

Off course my mom would drive the devil crazy, if she ever went to hell..(but that’s another topic, gotta stick to the point , yes !!! the point …… Okk even m not sure what the point is……).

Anyway, talking about Hell, makes you wonder if heaven and hell are real, may there is no such place as hell , Maybe hell is Sitting in an AC bus with chicken Pox, having to share the seat with a fat guy with whom you have to arm wrestle the whole way for the hand rest , and watching “AAP KA SUROOR” and “JHOOM BARABAR JHOOM” Back to back…..(I still get shivers when I remember that day)…. Burning in hell would be better off I think…..

Here is another scary thought … Getting OLD … you know the stage of the human body where you cant do Cartwheels , lift heavy weights , Party all Night , when it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night, and by the time you are ready to do it , your partner has already dozed off…. (I know its an old PJ….. but nobody can cry “plagiarism” for using it… he he … I RULE!!!) .

Frankly speaking , I don’t want be that old, I d rather die, I don’t want to be in that stage of life when taking a piss would seem like going to war. Have you seen old people??? , Off course I am not talking about your sweet 70-80 year old grandma, who gives you sweets every now and then, but I am talking about the one’s over 90 and who are not willing to let go….. you are like a baby.. you have no sense of what’s going on ??? You cant recognize your own sons and daughters , coz you your head is all screwed up, u poop and piss all day long and lets face it u are no longer as cute as a baby , so the one cleaning up after you isn’t really happy , they are probably doing it ,so that you leave them something out of your Will.

Life of an old person is boring , you sit all day in your room , if you are lucky enough , you have a TV , or not , Sometimes you get occasional visitors , whom you don’t wanna let go off at any cost . When I meet such people , I realize how far back they have to reach back to remember their days of glory…..and they will tell you these stories while chewing god knows what … it will make a sound like this Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom….. you are getting what I mean…..

“nom nom nom nom “ Remember……..Remember , how fast I used to be , when I was a SPERM!!!! , I ll never forget the day of the Big race , (nom nom nom nom) …..THERE WERE MILLIONS of us in the field………. BUT I BEAT THEM ALL…. To fertilize that egg Mister!!!! , Back in the Cervix I was SEMEN 1st CLASS !!!”


That is why I keep challenging myself , so that I have some interesting stories to tell when I am an old geezer ,like the one above. I try my hands on a lot of things , and I try to be Happy about ,it to stick by them , what ever may be the outcome, no matter how many times Anyone tells me…

“MISTER , YOU ARE WRONG !!!!”


I just cover up my ears and stand by the decision I have taken , the side I have picked up.....that shows ‘CHARACTER’ , its about being rock solid on what I you believe in, and not giving up until you have accomplished it….
Lets take the father of our nation Mahatma Gandhi as an example, you would never see Gandhi sneaking into the Kitchen at night while he was on a hunger strike……


LORD MOUNTBATTEN – Gandhi, what are you doing down here at the kitchen this late???

MAHATMA GANDHI – (looking nonchalant) OH, I thought I heard a prowler ……………….and I was Going to hit him on his head with this Large Bowl of Potato salad.

See….. he wouldn’t put him self in such a situation, when he said HUNGER STRIKE … he meant it. Another thing that we need to take a stand is , that we need to be calm and composed ,whatever maybe the situation we shouldn’t loose our cool….like take Jesus For example, Jesus maintained his composure ,that tranquil state of mind even when he was being Crucified….i mean if I was there in place of Jesus , I would be like……


OH !!! THIS HURTS ,, NO , NO NOT IN THE WRISTS ….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!..... OH MAN !! THIS IS JUST BEAUTIFUL !!!!!, GREAT !!!!!!,sob sob …………. YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET IT (whimper) ………….WAIT TILL MY DAD HEARS ABOUT IT !!!!

There would be a whole different book then…….

But In the Midst of all that calmness and tranquil ness there are some times when I get those weird impulses, you know the ones I am talking about , it like when your best friend in the whole wide world is standing next to you talking and the thought comes to your mind……

“MY GOODNESS…….. I CAN JUST FIRE AT HIM AND HIT HIM IN THE FACE …….HE LL NEVER EXPECT IT”

But you don’t , you don’t fall to the impulse, you control it , its that control that keeps a man in the world of Sane and away from the world of the mentally deranged……

“SHOULD I STICK MY HAND INTO THAT RUNNING FAN , OR SHOULD I JUST TURN BACK AND LEAVE???”

“SHOULD I SLIT MY TONGUE WITH THIS RAZOR BLADE , OR SHOULD I JUST FINISH SHAVING AND MOVE AWAY FROM THE SINK???”

COME ON MAN ..just do it…. Its there ,the tongue, the razor, then why not do it ??? its that small voice in our head that keeps us SANE… that tells us….

“oh no no no, turning the car in the direction of oncoming traffic is COUNTERPRODUCTIVE !!!!”

Its that voice in your head that stops you from doing crazy stuff, if it weren’t there we would be apologizing to each other all day long….

“OH HII THERE!!!!”

[WHACKKKKK!!!!]

“Oh I am so sorry, I just felt like doing it when a saw your face….”

I think 15 out of 20 of the worst impulses that we get are when we are driving, so that’s why I don’t think it is a good idea to carry a GUN in the GLOVE COMPARTMENT ,coz chances are if it’s there ,sooner or later you are going to use it .

“But off course , What are you going to do if somebody just cuts you off on the Highway ,just let them go ? , you will very much have to shoot them you know , otherwise they won’t learn nothing….” :P

Or you can always race them, cut them, block them , pull them out of their car, and Bruce lee/Jackie chan on their asses, but be sure you know Marshal arts before you try something like this, otherwise you are going to make a fool of yourself. Seriously , Out of many things that annoy me, one is people who haven’t mastered the technique but are Grand masters when it comes to showing off their karate….

“HEY THERE , I JUST LEARNED THIS COOL NEW MOVE IN KARATE, I WILL STAND LIKE THIS WITH THIS COOL DEFENSIVE STANCE ,AND YOU COME RUNNING TOWARDS ME WITH TRYING TO STRIKE ME….

Yes Asshole…. Can I do anything else to make it easier for you maybe I can make an arrow over my eyes which says “POKE HERE” and yell…..

“HEY , I AM A MUGGER , KICK ME IN THE GROIN , AND POKE MY EYES OUT!!!!”

Or maybe I can put my head below the back wheel of your car…

I am pretty sure this is how it goes down on the streets…

MUGGER – “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY !!!”
The MARSHAL ART GUY – NO !!!
MUGGER- “Alright then , I am gonna have to stab ya, with my right hand in a lunging Fashion, try to keep your weight on your Back Leg , So you can Tackle me….”

WHAT WORLD IS THIS ??? WHAT WONDERFUL WORLD!!!!

Well all this wont be necessary, if we would learn to communicate properly, now communication isn’t all that easy as it sounds… ME??? Personally I am a very poor at communicating when it comes to one on one Basis..

Normally when I meet a person I say “HI , HOW ARE YOU ?”

To which people generally reply as “I AM FINE ,THANK YOU”

But sometimes they just surprise you , “I HAVE NO DREAM MAN , WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE ????” 

Its times like these when my mind says “WRONG ANSWER PAL!!! BUT THANK YOU FOR PLAYING !!!! BYE BYE !!! ”

But damn the small voice in my head , I stay , and I say “And , Why do you Feel So ???”, and the story of begins…. , where I have to mindlessly nod and say ‘uh huh’, ‘ok ..and then’ to as to how the other person has Screwed up his/her life…. What I don’t understand “WHY ARE THEY TELLING ME THIS ???” 

Then sometimes some people are so used to hearing “HI HOW ARE YOU !!!” that when a person says ….“HIIII” , they automatically say “ HII , I AM FINE !!!” , so what happens is that the conversation goes nowhere, and they are stuck with that small hissing voice in their head…..

“He thinks you are stupid……………. he is going to tell everybody……………..Kill Him, KILL HIMMM!!!!!”


And So, before you start hearing a small voice in your head that will tell you….

“This Snehil Guy has been at this ‘Soul Curry’ for So long now , I cant take it any more … kill Him … KILL HIMMMM!!!!!”

I d like to say …… THE END ….. !!!! :P

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Why Disney SUCKS !!!!


Ever since i was a kid , i have been watching Disney movies which always showed us an animated world ,full of dashing heroes......, beautiful princesses.... and lovable sidekicks. In that world Everyone prances around joyfully and carefree and spontaneously burst's into songs and dances every once in a while just to have fun.

If you're a good person, a happy ending complete with riches and true love is pretty much guaranteed. Death is apparently uncommon, at least on screen. Evil doers will get whats coming to them and everything always works out in the end.

Life will be good Right ?? , but there is a Flip Side to this .....what if you get a choice to live in that world... ? would you ?? i wont...that's for sure.

Why It Would Suck ??

In the Disney universe animals talk, which at first looks like good fun. When you're feeling lonely or rejected by your fellow humans, you can always find an animal sidekick to provide conversation, keep you company or at least entertain you with their funny antics. Crickets give you goal-setting advice and adorable fish become your best friends. And even animals that apparently can't talk can still help you out with household tasks, like the birds that help make a dress in Cinderella.

Which makes it all the harder when it comes time to eat them.

Yes, with every animal around you potentially being a fully conscious, thinking being, any animal product or service used by humans would involve murder, harassment or in the very least slave labor.

Want to enjoy some seafood? Then you'd better be OK with listening to Sebastian, the crab from The Little Mermaid, crying in his suffocated English while going all the way down your throat. Merely milking a cow will count as sexual harassment.

So you are member of PETA , and also a Vegan ??? hmmmm.. that wont help either, because in this universe, inanimate objects can also be enchanted humans in disguise. Want to throw a cup at your prince after he comes home from another long night of "saving princesses," the stink of "magic potion" wafting from his crotch? Now you've shattered Ms. Teapot's son, you killer. Oh well, maybe he'll make you feel better by building a romantic fire with that old Talking tree he just cut.....

Everything you use to live, work, create a comfortable life and sustain yourself likely talks, wisecracks, gives out 'sage wisdom' and most certainly will scream their asses off when you take a hatchet to them. That mosquito you just swatted had hopes and dreams. The flower you just picked for your princess just found out it was accepted to Harvard, YOU KILLED IT !!!! You BASTARD!!!!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

How to Commit Suicide …. With Style…

Some matter is inappropriate for readers below 18 , so reader discretion is advised.


Suicide !!! dictionary. definition. “The act of killing oneself is called suicide”.


Now a days suicide is done for many reasons, ie; reasons other than “taking one’s lives” , off course none of these suicide attempts are seen to the end by the committer , they are basically committed or attempted by teenagers to threaten family members or boyfriends/girlfriends into agreeing to one’s point of views , whatever happened to the heart to heart between parents and kids about the “Generation Gap”, periods , Hitting puberty , Proper Drug Abuse Etc etc.

Here the reason isn’t important, what’s important is , if you wanna kill yourself , do it in style, go as the Awesome person you always wanted to be (at which u failed ,probably that’s y u r committing suicide) , rather than the wimp u really are…

I am listing here some ways to kill yourself with style….


1. EAT A BATHTUB FULL OF BEANS

Awesomeness – 4 Manliness – 8 Style - 2 Mess – 9

What you need - 1 Bathtub full of Beans , You (you have to be there) , a spoon

Its as simple as the title is , just sit in the bathtub filled with beans , and dig in until you have finished it all , Now one thingeven a child of 5 know’s about beans is that , “Beans give you Gas” , so until and unless you are not blessed with the “golden colon of the gods” , you will probably shit yourself before the tub is even half empty , But the trick is too keep eating , what bad is a lil self gravy with the beans, I assure you that if you try this you will surely die of disgust if not from the bloating that the beans and overeating is gonna cause. It’s a sureshot way to go, it just leaves behind a awful lot of mess to clean up for the family and friends,… OH wait ,,.. who am I kiddin ??, only family , u don’t have any friends…

PS- keep a glass of water handy , you don’t wanna die by choking on a bean , it may look like an accident and all your efforts of committing a cool suicide will go down the drain.

2. STRANGLE YOURSELF

Awesomeness – 8 Manliness – 8 Style – 3 Mess – 1

What you need – Balls

This one is very simple yet very complicated,

Step 1 – Grab your Throat with your own hands.

Step 2 – Apply pressure on the windpipe.

As awesome as this technique can be , it can also cause you a lot of embarrassment infront of the medic who will revive you every time he finds you passed out in your own drool, in event of an failed attempt , keep this up for a few more times and maybe the medic will choke you out of irritation.

3. SUFFOCATING YOURSELF

Awesomeness – 9 Manliness – 3 Style - 7 Mess - 0

What do you need – A pillow and you , and a lot of will power.

Step 1 – Cover up your mouth and nose with the pillow.

Step 2 – Now try and hold your breathe.

Step 3 – If you are reading this step, You have most probably failed, please repeat the above two steps.

4. RAZOR BLADE –

Awesomeness – 8 Manliness – 2 Style – 2 Mess – 7

(Warning – Do not attempt If you are Haemophobic.)

What You need – A Razor Blade (the bigger the better)

Simple , take a blade , slit your wrists, then call up everyone you would wanna dedicate ur suicide to and wait for the darkness to slowly creep in, WAKE UP YOU PUSSY , Slitting wrists is gonna get you no where , Emo people and teenage girls slit wrists to get attention from their boyfriends and parents , maybe friends, its like a status symbol to them, a FAD these days, have u heard the conversations teenagers have at sleepovers these days ? “ You noe the last tym a slit my wrist Blah blah …” , “ this was my 5th tym, they got me that new car this tym….” Oh comon Be a Man , The Man and in some cases the Woman with the courage to take your own life.

The mantra here is “it's down the highway, not across the street” , Next tym you wanna Cut yourself remember to do it properly , Just take the razor blade , stick it up ur neck and , OFF WITH THE HEAD , and if you cant do that ,, remember a slit Across the THROAT is much more effective that a slit across the Wrists.

5. THE SILVER LINING – (THE Chocolate method)

Awesomeness – 12 Manliness – 10 Style – 8 Mess – 8

What you need - 2 Chocolate Filled KIndell or Cadbury eggs. , An Ice cream Scooper

First Scoop Your Eyes out with the Icecream Scooper , Replace them with Cadbury Chocolate Eggs , Then Using Anyone of the Above methods Kill yourself.

Why I call it the silver lining ??, umm becoz by the end of this , you Family members will find you dead, This represents the Dark Cloud, but Nonetheless there is chocolate in your eyes, and everyone loves chocolate, that’s the silver lining , Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead? I bet the Kids will Love it, Try it around Any festival.

6 . HEADBUTT THE SIDE WALK / WALL

Awesomeness – 7 Manliness – 8 Style – 6 Mess – 15

What you need – A sidewalk or A wall

It’s the simplest trick in the book, can be performed anywhere , whether you are outdoor or indoor all you have to do is find a sidewalk or a wall, and headbutt it until you pass out or you die, well whichever comes first, don’t worry even if you pass out ,chances are that you will die from loss of blood , and if somehow you survived your landlord or mom will surely kill you for ruining her Wallpaper from blood stains.

7 . THE COST EFFECTIVE METHOD

Awesomeness – 3 Manliness – 2 Style – 4 Mess – 25

What You need – A HOOKER , 0.75 US$ / INR 50 ( This is my assumption /fr real rates visit your local ‘Red light’ Area.)

This one is for people who wanna commit suicide, but are not in a big hurry to go about it. All you have to do is find a Hooker and ask her to let you lick her ass, if you are lucky enough, she might let you do it for free, cause practically this isn’t an act of sex, Anyway even if she charges you , I am ‘and I put stress here, I am Just ASSUMING this’ that it will cost you a measly 75 cents only , Anyway now that you have done the act , go home and relax , and wait , it will be a matter of weeks only when you will surrounded by the majority of STD’s, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis , And if you are Lucky enough ‘AIDS’ , This is gonna be really really messy … But then at such low cost how could you not afford to Kill yourself ??

8 . THE INDIRECT METHOD

Awesomeness – 11 Manliness – 5 Style – 5-10 MESS – 1-25(sky is the limit :P)

What You Need – ‘A Reason’

Almost anyone can fall under the category for this kind of suicide Attention Seekers, scorned lovers, a frustuated Employee, A Fed Up wife/Husband the list is endless.

The process is simple, choose a target .most probably a person who has made your life not worth living, due to which you are gonna commit suicide, but then you know

“To err is Human , To Forgive is just Plain Stupid”

So why not take with you the person who is responsible for your condition, its so simple , kill the person who has made your life hell , and then if you also feel like dying ,call the cops and tell them where you have hid the corpse. This technique is not a successful suicidal technique , becoz 90 % of the commiters quit after the 1st stage, ie; after killing the pain of their life, I wonder why?? Anyway if you are in the rest of 10 % then be sure to be brutal in the killing (u noe cold blooded murder) as it will attract more media attention , and give you your 15 minutes of FAME before Dying ,See killing two stones wid one Bird,, or was it the other way around.???? Hmmm I Wonder……

Remember ,it’s Your Suicide , Make it special….. :D

HAVE A NICE DAY !!! :)



Disclaimer - All Methods , listed here are just for entertainment purposes, and should not be tried at home or without supervision , however if you are more serious regarding your suicide then follow this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods , and remember you did not get this link from me. Okk Bye

Sunday, May 23, 2010

The TRUTH of 26/11...



2008 - Kasab At training camp .....

Commander - Kasab , Allah always looks after his martyrs, u get 72 virgins * , and a place in paradise in your after life... So die now, now !!!,and live in the afterlife.......

Kasab ( dazed) - Ahhh....

Commander ( whispering in background) - 72 virgins*..... kasab.... nt 1 nt 2 nt 3 ... 72 *....

*Conditions apply , offer validity subject to availability of virgins....


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26 /11 2008 Mumbai streets 8:30 PM

(Heavy firing goin on near Taj )....

(Kasab's and his frnd surrounded by Indian commandoes...)

Kasab - we are out numbered saeed ..... what do we do now..

saeed - Nuthin , jst fight and die... i cant wait to die, with the "50 Virgins" waiting for me....

KAsab - WTF !!! they told me there will be 72 virgins !!!!

Now Kasab senses something Fishy ....

Saeed - WELL THE MORE THE BETTER ...YAY !!!

Kasab - Dude , dont YOU SEE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE , Y WUD THEY LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VIRGINS...... WAT IF THERE ARE NO VIGINS OR 11 VIRGINS.....OR MAYBE 1 ....


BOOMMMMMM a car nearby goes off.. and the burning wada pav hits saeed in the eye...

Saeed - M hit , M hit , .......... "Hey this tastes Gud, am i already in paradise ??" .. wait let me find allah to claim my 72 virgins... :D

Kasab - No u Motherfucker , u r nt dead , JST GET UR ASS BEHIND TAT CAB....

Saeed (lost in the heavenly taste of wada pav ) - ALLAH , I HAVE COME , I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ACHIEVED MARTYRDOM , I WANT MY 72 VIRGINS.... AHHHHHHHHH ....... (a bullet goes thru His heart)**....

Saeed - AHHHHHHHGHHH !!!! m Dying KASAB ... MAN M DYING ..... THIS FUCKING HURTS MAN !!! AHHHH KASAB DUDE ... DO SOMETHING .... THIS IS SO FUCKING PAINFUL...... !!!!!!


kASAB - SAEED BHAI , Please Save some Virgins For me...... BAM !!!! shoots him in the head...


**[sometimes i wonder if these ppl even have a heart , bt then i realize that a guy doin all this for 72 virgins must have a heart , i mean ajay devgan picked up a gun for some heroine .. and the movi was named "DILWALE " ]


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MUMBAI STREETS 26/11 2008 9:30 PM


Firing GOIN one.. KAsab is the only one left .. he is on the Run GTA style...
calls up his commander ...

Commander - Wailekum aaslam

Kasab - Aaslam Wailekum Bhaijan ....

Commander - Luks like ur are Enjoying urself kid... like the video games u kno....

Kasab - Totally , umm commander , there seems to be a confusion between the number of Virgins.. ?? how many are we exactly entitled too.... ???

Commander - Kid u r doing Islam A favor , U r dying For ur country , Does it really matter how many Virgins r there ? Kid ALLAH takes care of all the martyrs... ...

Kasab - This is important Commander !!! Yes the number of virgins matter , So WILL U PLEASE NT FUCK WID ME AND TELL ME THE REAL NUMBER, DNT YOU LIE TO A DYING MAN OR U WILL BURN IN HELL !!!!

Commander - ummm ... ahem ... luk Kasab ....child ... there have been many Martydoms these days ... and you noe How it is .... i mean i cant promise u anything on the Number of Virgins...

Kasab - WTF !!! ... U TELLING ME THIS NOW .... WAT ABOUT MY ASSOCIATES..... ??

Commander - Well they Died Before you ... So They may have gotten watevr virgins may be left....

KASAB - FUCK THIS SHIT ... M SURRENDERING .....!!!! Drops the Call

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Next Mornings News Ppr-

"HEROIC INDIAN COMMANDOES SUCESSFULLY DETAINED PAKISTANI TERRORIST !!! "
Related Story and list of medal to be distributed on pg 13 .


END .... is it....?? :P




Disclaimer - This is entirely a piece of Fiction and should be taken in a light hearted sense , there is no intention of hurting anyone's religious sentiments or disgracing the sacrifice of the Indian commandos and the people who died in the 26 /11 attacks...

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