2008 - Kasab At training camp .....

Commander - Kasab , Allah always looks after his martyrs, u get 72 virgins * , and a place in paradise in your after life... So die now, now !!!,and live in the afterlife.......

Kasab ( dazed) - Ahhh....

Commander ( whispering in background) - 72 virgins*..... kasab.... nt 1 nt 2 nt 3 ... 72 *....

*Conditions apply , offer validity subject to availability of virgins....


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26 /11 2008 Mumbai streets 8:30 PM

(Heavy firing goin on near Taj )....

(Kasab's and his frnd surrounded by Indian commandoes...)

Kasab - we are out numbered saeed ..... what do we do now..

saeed - Nuthin , jst fight and die... i cant wait to die, with the "50 Virgins" waiting for me....

KAsab - WTF !!! they told me there will be 72 virgins !!!!

Now Kasab senses something Fishy ....

Saeed - WELL THE MORE THE BETTER ...YAY !!!

Kasab - Dude , dont YOU SEE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE , Y WUD THEY LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VIRGINS...... WAT IF THERE ARE NO VIGINS OR 11 VIRGINS.....OR MAYBE 1 ....


BOOMMMMMM a car nearby goes off.. and the burning wada pav hits saeed in the eye...

Saeed - M hit , M hit , .......... "Hey this tastes Gud, am i already in paradise ??" .. wait let me find allah to claim my 72 virgins... :D

Kasab - No u Motherfucker , u r nt dead , JST GET UR ASS BEHIND TAT CAB....

Saeed (lost in the heavenly taste of wada pav ) - ALLAH , I HAVE COME , I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ACHIEVED MARTYRDOM , I WANT MY 72 VIRGINS.... AHHHHHHHHH ....... (a bullet goes thru His heart)**....

Saeed - AHHHHHHHGHHH !!!! m Dying KASAB ... MAN M DYING ..... THIS FUCKING HURTS MAN !!! AHHHH KASAB DUDE ... DO SOMETHING .... THIS IS SO FUCKING PAINFUL...... !!!!!!


kASAB - SAEED BHAI , Please Save some Virgins For me...... BAM !!!! shoots him in the head...


**[sometimes i wonder if these ppl even have a heart , bt then i realize that a guy doin all this for 72 virgins must have a heart , i mean ajay devgan picked up a gun for some heroine .. and the movi was named "DILWALE " ]


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MUMBAI STREETS 26/11 2008 9:30 PM


Firing GOIN one.. KAsab is the only one left .. he is on the Run GTA style...
calls up his commander ...

Commander - Wailekum aaslam

Kasab - Aaslam Wailekum Bhaijan ....

Commander - Luks like ur are Enjoying urself kid... like the video games u kno....

Kasab - Totally , umm commander , there seems to be a confusion between the number of Virgins.. ?? how many are we exactly entitled too.... ???

Commander - Kid u r doing Islam A favor , U r dying For ur country , Does it really matter how many Virgins r there ? Kid ALLAH takes care of all the martyrs... ...

Kasab - This is important Commander !!! Yes the number of virgins matter , So WILL U PLEASE NT FUCK WID ME AND TELL ME THE REAL NUMBER, DNT YOU LIE TO A DYING MAN OR U WILL BURN IN HELL !!!!

Commander - ummm ... ahem ... luk Kasab ....child ... there have been many Martydoms these days ... and you noe How it is .... i mean i cant promise u anything on the Number of Virgins...

Kasab - WTF !!! ... U TELLING ME THIS NOW .... WAT ABOUT MY ASSOCIATES..... ??

Commander - Well they Died Before you ... So They may have gotten watevr virgins may be left....

KASAB - FUCK THIS SHIT ... M SURRENDERING .....!!!! Drops the Call

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Next Mornings News Ppr-

"HEROIC INDIAN COMMANDOES SUCESSFULLY DETAINED PAKISTANI TERRORIST !!! "
Related Story and list of medal to be distributed on pg 13 .


END .... is it....?? :P




Disclaimer - This is entirely a piece of Fiction and should be taken in a light hearted sense , there is no intention of hurting anyone's religious sentiments or disgracing the sacrifice of the Indian commandos and the people who died in the 26 /11 attacks...