Thursday, February 23, 2012

Not The Morning Person...

I woke early one Morning
The Earth lay cool and Still,
When Suddenly a Tiny Bird
Perched on my window Sill,

He sang a Song so lovely
So carefree and so Gay,
That Slowly all my troubles
Began to melt away,

He Sang of far off Places
of laughter and of Fun,
It Seemed its very tilling
Brought up the Morning Sun,

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept Slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the Window
And Crushed his Fucking head !!!


Thursday, September 22, 2011


Friday, August 12, 2011

Text Messaging For Losers.

Text Messaging For Losers - An Elaborate Flowchart..

Remember that time when you Composed a cute text message and the moment you sent it... you realized how pathetic it sounded... this flowchart will help you get through all those times.